<-- I get it, you were feeling all of these emotions for the last 12 hours.
Basically, one of our Databases went insane and ate up too much space which meant we violated our TOS. With the help of Aron, I managed to get the database repaired.
The result is actually kind of cool because the pages should load faster now.
Anyway, now that I know what caused the problem I will make sure to keep that aspect maintained in the future so we don't suffer such insane downtime ever again.