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« Reply #125 on: September 22, 2013, 09:09:13 AM »
 

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A woman taking a census happens along 2 men on a porch, one man is asleep. The woman asks the man who's awake a few questions and then proceeds to ask the man if he could tell her anything about the other man who is asleep.

He responds to her in this way: "Brothers and sisters I have none, this mans father is my fathers son"

Who is the sleeping man?

Ah, you stole mine - I tell it better!

Since the man has no siblings, "my father's son" is himself.  Since "this man's father" is himself, "this man" is his son.

Well done sir  :D
 

Re: riddles
« Reply #126 on: September 22, 2013, 09:16:09 AM »
 

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1.A bus driver was going down the street. He went past two stop signs without stopping, went by a red light, and turned left at a "No Left Turn" sign, yet didnt break any traffic rules. How?

2. There is a tunnel in the side of a hill. It is only big enough to hold one train, and has only one track. Two trains going the opposite direction entered the tunnel at exactly 8:00 and both left the tunnel on the opposite side wich they came in 3 min. later, with no collision. How?

3.There is a family with 6 boy children. Each boy has two sisters. How many children are there?

4. What has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, and runs all day but has no legs?

5.If you put a coin in a bottle and you put a cork on the bottle with the coin still in the bottle, how do you get out the coin without breaking the bottle or removing the cork?

6.Two mothers and two daughters went to the mall. They had $27 and split it evenly without using coins. How is this possible?
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Re: riddles
« Reply #127 on: September 22, 2013, 09:55:42 AM »
 

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« Reply #128 on: September 22, 2013, 11:14:11 AM »
 

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Riddle me this, riddle me that ...
Here's a little warm up

What is broken every time it's spoken?

A secret.

What? So mine is just gona be ignored? Thanks  :(

Stop yer whinin'...
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Re: riddles
« Reply #129 on: September 22, 2013, 11:40:06 AM »
 

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What? So mine is just gona be ignored? Thanks  :(
Dude you should be honored, I would think nobody got it.....except the all mighty Don, lol
 

Re: riddles
« Reply #130 on: September 22, 2013, 11:50:20 AM »
 

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Here are some new ones. have fun

1.A bus driver was going down the street. He went past two stop signs without stopping, went by a red light, and turned left at a "No Left Turn" sign, yet didnt break any traffic rules. How?

2. There is a tunnel in the side of a hill. It is only big enough to hold one train, and has only one track. Two trains going the opposite direction entered the tunnel at exactly 8:00 and both left the tunnel on the opposite side wich they came in 3 min. later, with no collision. How?

3.There is a family with 6 boy children. Each boy has two sisters. How many children are there?

4. What has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, and runs all day but has no legs?

5.If you put a coin in a bottle and you put a cork on the bottle with the coin still in the bottle, how do you get out the coin without breaking the bottle or removing the cork?

6.Two mothers and two daughters went to the mall. They had $27 and split it evenly without using coins. How is this possible?

1.  The driver was walking.

2.  One came at 8am, the other at 8pm.

3.  Eight.  Six boys, two girls.

4.  A river.

5.  Through the hole you cut into the cork before putting it in the bottle, naturally...

6.  There were three people in total - a grandmother, a mother (grandma's daughter), and a daughter.  They each got nine bucks.

I thought you said these were new.  These weren't new when my parents were born...
« Last Edit: September 22, 2013, 11:51:37 AM by Don Boyer »
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Re: riddles
« Reply #131 on: September 22, 2013, 01:46:46 PM »
 

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Riddle me this, riddle me that ...
Here's a little warm up

What is broken every time it's spoken?

A secret.


What? So mine is just gona be ignored? Thanks  :(

Stop yer whinin'...

Ah yes that works, but not the answer I got ..

Not whinin' :D just seeking attention lol
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Re: riddles
« Reply #132 on: September 22, 2013, 02:39:50 PM »
 

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New to the thread. And Don most of the time old is new. I am not use to having to find something older than the stone age or really new.
Do you guys even read this? Like I could have the meaning of life here and I doubt you would know it.
 

Re: riddles
« Reply #133 on: September 22, 2013, 11:22:33 PM »
 

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New to the thread. And Don most of the time old is new. I am not use to having to find something older than the stone age or really new.

I'll have you know that I live in a modern stone-age family...  :))
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Re: riddles
« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2013, 12:47:38 AM »
 

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The person who invented it doesn't want it.
The people who buy it don't use it.
They who need it don't know they need it.
What is it?
 

 
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Re: riddles
« Reply #135 on: September 23, 2013, 01:15:50 AM »
 

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The person who invented it doesn't want it.
The people who buy it don't use it.
They who need it don't know they need it.
What is it?

One of my "Bass Ass" (as in Bass Ale) farts?  :))
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Re: riddles
« Reply #136 on: September 23, 2013, 04:23:33 AM »
 

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The person who invented it doesn't want it.
The people who buy it don't use it.
They who need it don't know they need it.
What is it?

This is going to be the coffin again, isn't it?
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Re: riddles
« Reply #137 on: September 23, 2013, 05:34:02 AM »
 

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The person who invented it doesn't want it.
The people who buy it don't use it.
They who need it don't know they need it.
What is it?

This is going to be the coffin again, isn't it?

Looks like it!
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« Reply #138 on: September 23, 2013, 08:58:19 AM »
 

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Riddle me this, riddle me that ...
Here's a little warm up

What is broken every time it's spoken?

By the way the answer I had was silence


How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

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Re: riddles
« Reply #139 on: September 23, 2013, 09:13:02 AM »
 

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mormon. Religious practice dictates he can.

He was a priest and he married them each to their husband.
Do you guys even read this? Like I could have the meaning of life here and I doubt you would know it.
 

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« Reply #140 on: September 23, 2013, 03:34:32 PM »
 

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He was a priest and he married them each to their husband.

Well done John B.
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« Reply #141 on: September 23, 2013, 09:58:19 PM »
 

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The person who invented it doesn't want it.
The people who buy it don't use it.
They who need it don't know they need it.
What is it?


This is going to be the coffin again, isn't it?

Looks like it!
Correct! sorry if that's a repeat.
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Re: riddles
« Reply #142 on: September 24, 2013, 12:12:56 AM »
 

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This is ancient, but I'll toss it out there anyway...with a twist...

A boy and his father are riding in a car when it crashes.  The father is declared dead at the scene and the son is rushed to a local hospital.  In the operating room, the surgeon is about to begin trying to save his life, but stops, saying "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son..."

PS: the doctor is NOT his mother - he's male.
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« Reply #143 on: September 24, 2013, 12:56:47 AM »
 

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Gay parents? 2 dads.
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« Reply #144 on: September 24, 2013, 02:26:33 AM »
 

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A boy and his father are riding in a car when it crashes.  The father is declared dead at the scene and the son is rushed to a local hospital.  In the operating room, the surgeon is about to begin trying to save his life, but stops, saying "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son..."

PS: the doctor is NOT his mother - he's male.

Long shot, but what ever. The boy and his father crashed into another car. In that car was a priest which the riddle referred to as "the father". The child's father survived the crash, unscathed, and is indeed the surgeon at the hospital his son was taken to.
 

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« Reply #145 on: September 24, 2013, 05:28:01 AM »
 

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A boy and his father are riding in a car when it crashes.  The father is declared dead at the scene and the son is rushed to a local hospital.  In the operating room, the surgeon is about to begin trying to save his life, but stops, saying "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son..."

PS: the doctor is NOT his mother - he's male.

Long shot, but what ever. The boy and his father crashed into another car. In that car was a priest which the riddle referred to as "the father". The child's father survived the crash, unscathed, and is indeed the surgeon at the hospital his son was taken to.

That's so convoluted, it has to be the answer!
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« Reply #146 on: September 24, 2013, 06:28:33 AM »
 

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So far, no correct guesses, though the one about two gay dads would actually work!
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« Reply #147 on: September 24, 2013, 08:48:03 AM »
 

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A boy and his father are riding in a car when it crashes.  The father is declared dead at the scene and the son is rushed to a local hospital.  In the operating room, the surgeon is about to begin trying to save his life, but stops, saying "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son..."

PS: the doctor is NOT his mother - he's male.

Long shot, but what ever. The boy and his father crashed into another car. In that car was a priest which the riddle referred to as "the father". The child's father survived the crash, unscathed, and is indeed the surgeon at the hospital his son was taken to.

That's so convoluted, it has to be the answer!

Hmmm. Well I have heard that joke numerous times and the answer has always been his mother, but since you added your caveat, I'm not really sure. Can't wait to hear the answer...
 

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« Reply #148 on: September 24, 2013, 09:17:28 AM »
 

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Hmmm. Well I have heard that joke numerous times and the answer has always been his mother, but since you added your caveat, I'm not really sure. Can't wait to hear the answer...

Honestly, I think the two gay dads is a better solution to the one I have: the surgeon is the boy's godfather.  Upon the death of the father, he becomes the boy's father.  That's the actual purpose behind having godparents - someone to fill the shoes of the parents in the event they died an untimely death.  It's rather rare these days to really hold people to that - more people just pick some friend or co-worker or something, but in centuries prior, it was far more common for a parent to die before finishing raising a child.
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« Reply #149 on: September 24, 2013, 02:41:03 PM »
 

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Yea Don that answer sucked, mine was better.
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