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Deboziology · « **on:** April 05, 2012, 10:59:26 PM »

'Fulton Apothecary lip balm with notes of coffee or pine.. instagr.am/p/JD5wstK9Xs/ .' Seems like the brothers will be coming up with a new dishwashing liquid soon!

Evan · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:15:26 PM »

Having chapped lips always messes up magic and cardistry. This will definitely help... not!

loldudex2 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:38:45 PM »

Dan and Dave generally aim to help problems every magician and cardist (or at least they) run across...so apparently they get all the chicks

MrLukeCarroll · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:50:52 AM »

Don't you just hate it when your performing a card to mouth, but your lips are so dry the card won't stick? Thankyou D&D for solving this problem for us all!

xela · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2012, 02:42:32 AM »

Anyone remember that thread where we guessed what insane products D&D would come up with next? I swear they read it and now they're trolling us.

DeckReview · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2012, 04:32:43 AM »

If they ever had plans to make mouthwash...

The D&D mouthwash;

''Not only will this mythic secretion enhance your breath's scent, the divinity you exhale will make the oxygen around you and your audience much more pleasurable..."
(I claim this self created quote, -Michael C-t Nguyen)

I can totally see D&D come up with something as clever

Don Boyer · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2012, 10:02:22 AM »

Are you guys sure this isn't an April Fool's prank? I mean, I wouldn't put it past them, but still...

loldudex2 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2012, 10:21:29 AM »

Knowing the Bucks, it would probably cost like $15 a stick.

John B. · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2012, 10:25:46 AM »

wtf?!?! lol wow the bucks will make anything.

Don Boyer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2012, 02:32:39 PM »

Quote from: John B. on April 07, 2012, 10:25:46 AM

wtf?!?! lol wow the bucks will make anything.

Sho 'nuff! Next on deck, Buck-Os - oat cereal O's with just a hint of pine and coffee... (Just be careful about the pine needles getting stuck between your teeth. Oh, and it's not recommended for hyperactive kids!)

When they start selling feminine hygiene products and dental dams, that's when I throw my cards out and join a monastery...

NathanCanadas · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2012, 07:55:06 PM »

This is more than ridiculous. It is scandalous, but hilarious nonetheless. I doubt these will be successful!

moonexe · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2012, 10:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Don Boyer on April 07, 2012, 02:32:39 PM

Quote from: John B. on April 07, 2012, 10:25:46 AM
wtf?!?! lol wow the bucks will make anything.

Sho 'nuff! Next on deck, Buck-Os - oat cereal O's with just a hint of pine and coffee... (Just be careful about the pine needles getting stuck between your teeth. Oh, and it's not recommended for hyperactive kids!)

When they start selling feminine hygiene products and dental dams, that's when I throw my cards out and join a monastery...

Joking aside, coffee cereals would be great.

Don Boyer · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:36:03 AM »

Quote from: Moon.exe on April 08, 2012, 10:18:03 PM

Quote from: Don Boyer on April 07, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: John B. on April 07, 2012, 10:25:46 AM
wtf?!?! lol wow the bucks will make anything.

Sho 'nuff! Next on deck, Buck-Os - oat cereal O's with just a hint of pine and coffee... (Just be careful about the pine needles getting stuck between your teeth. Oh, and it's not recommended for hyperactive kids!)

When they start selling feminine hygiene products and dental dams, that's when I throw my cards out and join a monastery...
Joking aside, coffee cereals would be great.

Could you imagine being the poor teacher having to deal with a roomful of ADHDers hopped up on caffeinated cereal five days a week!?!?!?

Then again, I'd bet the lip balm is also caffeinated... Scary thought...

eggman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2012, 02:47:18 PM »

I guess they are testing the waters for something. Perhaps a fragrance line? Maybe a clothing line. Seems like they might want to expand there business. Dan and Dave hoodies.

John B. · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2012, 06:58:42 PM »

if i had a lot of money i would get some of those things but they are not needed things.

Don Boyer · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2012, 01:01:40 AM »

Quote from: eggman on April 09, 2012, 02:47:18 PM

I guess they are testing the waters for something. Perhaps a fragrance line? Maybe a clothing line. Seems like they might want to expand there business. Dan and Dave hoodies.

They already sell clothing - those really unattractive tee-shirts. I'm shocked they didn't just come up with a Smoke-and-Mirrors tee-shirt; people would buy them by the gross and resell them at a 300% markup...

Quote from: John B. on April 09, 2012, 06:58:42 PM

if i had a lot of money i would get some of those things but they are not needed things.

Uh, dude? There's not a single "needed thing" in the entire world of playing cards! They're luxury items, though usually inexpensive ones. Please, add something to the conversation - what would you get? Why would you get it? Why do you think it's unnecessary, despite the fact that you'd get it if you had the cash?

John B. · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2012, 08:03:32 PM »

well by IMO decks are needed, lol. I would get the bottle opener and try their lotion and stuff like that for the heck of it. I will say I think they are pushing it to make as much money as they can.

Joshua Robinson · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2012, 10:50:01 PM »

I just looked for the Balm and couldn't find it!! on their website.

NathanCanadas · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2012, 11:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Joshua Robinson on April 10, 2012, 10:50:01 PM

I just looked for the Balm and couldn't find it!! on their website.

It's not there yet. A picture was posted but maybe it was a joke but for all we know it hasn't come out yet.

Don Boyer · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:28:43 AM »

Quote from: NathanCanadas on April 10, 2012, 11:11:45 PM

Quote from: Joshua Robinson on April 10, 2012, 10:50:01 PM
I just looked for the Balm and couldn't find it!! on their website.
It's not there yet. A picture was posted but maybe it was a joke but for all we know it hasn't come out yet.

I still think there's a strong chance it was a simple April Fool's joke. The timing was too close to April 1st to be coincidental.