Would you guys quit calling early twenties "old?" It's anything but! I'm doing things at forty-four that I wouldn't have dreamed of at 21. I have a girlfriend who's a genuine soulmate (and will possibly become my second wife sometime next year), I practice a martial art and plan on testing for my black belt in April, I learned how to be more of a real magician as opposed to someone who knows how to fiddle with a stripper deck, I volunteer in a hospital and entertain the pediatric patients...
...and my life is maybe, but probably not quite, only HALF-WAY over, assuming I die of natural causes.
I've never been as happy and fulfilled in my entire life as I am now. I know there's some kidding around going on, but you make someone my age sound like a member of the "Over-the-Hill Gang" when I'm not even close to being so. (OK, closer than most of you, but still...)