OK, so here's what we've got.
No involvement with Theory11 - check.
Boring, uninspired back design - check.
Boring, even less inspired jokers and AoS - check.
USPC standard faces, right down to the colors - check.
So far, a pack of Bike Standards has more appeal to me than this - ESPECIALLY at this price tag.
All these fanboys are getting hyped over a nice looking deck of cards but they have no idea if they have smooth or air cushioned finish, what kind of stock its printed on and everything else like that.
Well, here's the likely (in fact ONLY) possibilities in terms of handling.
Bike stock, smooth, Magic Finish
Bike stock, textured, Magic Finish
Bee stock, smooth, Magic Finish
Bee stock, textured, Magic Finish
Notice a common element among those choices? It's "the great equalizer" in USPC custom deck-making - any deck with MF will perform like silk out of the box. Every custom deck project gets MF by default, and I seriously doubt that Mueller will request standard finish. There's little to differentiate custom decks any more in terms of performance, at least not decks from USPC. So now, it is mostly about the design. And that design is as exciting as watching dirty dishwater drain from the sink...