Yep, easily one of your top 50 reviews. Seriously though, hilarious, excellent timing on the text message.
My 2 cents on the cards. Now that I've built a pretty extensive collection of custom decks, I would say that I personally think that these feel better then almost any deck i've touched right out of the box (and are the best cards for flourishing I've used), but as they get broken in they lose more of their zazz than I would have hoped for (as opposed to a deck that gets better once broken in, like split spades, a lot of the E decks like rounders/masters/yada...and especially the CARC Exquisites). I can't say how they compare to the originals as I don't have any, but I do like the look of thinner borders.
Keep the reviews coming, you're the man!!
p.s. nice mid-body shot during the werm, hubba hubba