Marriage Bed Undefiled Playing Cards by Myrene (KS)

[Rob Wright]

 

Marriage Bed Undefiled Playing Cards

Marriage Bed Undefiled Playing Cards were inspired by my passion for personalized sensual lovemaking and teaching! You can customize the Erotic Talk Language to project your personality! You don't have to quote verbatim!

Exclusively created to help communications between partners to express their needs and desires. Build healthy relationships communicating on your mates level the way they like it! Spark fire and satisfy your mate through basic, semi-explicit and explicit cards.

[Don Boyer]

I'd offer an opinion, but I can't.  There's nothing to comment on.  No actual deck images aside from a really cheesy card back...  Oh, and a Two of Hearts.  Everything else was pixeled out.

So far, I'm seeing a vague idea and some really bad Photoshop work.  And that's probably all I'll see since, as the creator states, the project is "erotic".

What are the odds that someone will file a complaint about the pornographic nature of the project?  Pornography is among the list of banned items.

[Rose]

This sounds like the most un-sexy deck ever.

[Paul Carpenter]

People, stop it already. Not everything in the world and every idea and every concept needs to go on playing cards. Sheesh.

[52plusjoker]

People, stop it already. Not everything in the world and every idea and every concept needs to go on playing cards. Sheesh.

Agree

[PurpleIce]

Might work if using it for strip poker???

"Strip and say something erotic!"

[Justin O.]

People, stop it already. Not everything in the world and every idea and every concept needs to go on playing cards. Sheesh.

I wanted to make a joke about my 'new great deck' that would be something really mundane like.. Kitchen utensile spotter cards, and then realized that Emmanuel Jose could probably make a really great kitchen utensile deck that I would likely love to own.

[Will W.]

All I can say is that some peoples love lives must be really really sad...   

[rousselle]

The Kitchen Utensil Deck(tm) would feature four suits: forks, spoons, knives, and chopsticks.

The suicide king would be the King of Spoons, of course. ("Why a spoon, cousin?" "Becaust it's DULL, you twit! It'll hurt more!")

The courts shall be adorned with chef's hats and aprons.

[Don Boyer]

Might work if using it for strip poker???

"Strip and say something erotic!"

All I can say to that is "Yikes!"

I wanted to make a joke about my 'new great deck' that would be something really mundane like.. Kitchen utensile spotter cards, and then realized that Emmanuel Jose could probably make a really great kitchen utensile deck that I would likely love to own.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  That's so true!!!

BTW: utensil doesn't have an "e" at the end of it.

The Kitchen Utensil Deck(tm) would feature four suits: forks, spoons, knives, and chopsticks.

The suicide king would be the King of Spoons, of course. ("Why a spoon, cousin?" "Becaust it's DULL, you twit! It'll hurt more!")

The courts shall be adorned with chef's hats and aprons.

Nah - can't have chopsticks.  First of all, too many 'Murricans can't use them.  Second, it's not like there's a lot of variety - there's no such thing as salad chopsticks, soup chopsticks, dessert chopsticks, etc.

"Misc." would be a better choice - kitchen spoon, non-stick spatula, ladle, measuring spoons, corncob holders, etc.